Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
I always worry I’m giving people too much attention. Like they might talk to me or something then I start responding but then I’m like “oh they probably didn’t want me to talk to them that much I should shut up” but like why
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!
Me in every social setting ever
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical